DESTROY IT!-Linksys Nas-Please make suggestions on How To destroy it

I have had a Linksys Nas for a few years now.  Just the other day, for the second time it crashed hard, and as a result the main disk, and the backup disk, both became unreadable. 

Yes both the main disk and the backup crashed.  And they are formatted in Linux EXT3 and the great folks at Linksys Support say "Yeah they are crashed so you have to figure out some way to recover them as we don't support Linux".  Gee thanks, how clever of you guys

So that's it .  I am done with it.  And throwing it away is not good enough.  I want to DESTROY it.  Think the copy machine scene from movie Office Space.  But I want to be a little more clever, maybe.  So please make your clever suggestion on how I shall destroy it.  I plan on video taping the actual destruction and posting that as well

BTW I just purchased a Buffalo 2TB (yes that's a T baby) NAS with redundant backup.  Let's hope its better made

Comments

[Andrew Warner]

have you see the "will it blend" videos? Will this fit in one of their blenders?

[Gerald Buckley]

Kill two birds... Pay the car crusher guy to pick it up with his big ass magnet (scrambling the data on the drive in the process) and crush that dude with the car crusher. He probably won't care much about the "why" and a $50 bill would probably get you film footage privs to boot.